Greebo

Before Greebo, there was Anthill. Ten specialised AI agents coordinating through a graph orchestrator with shared vector memory, a Slack integration, and a dashboard. Each agent had a role: Pilot dispatched, Forge built, Vigil tested, Sentinel secured. It was a proper colony. It shipped real features to real products. It worked.

It was also, as Nanny Ogg might have observed, a lot of cat to feed. Maintaining the orchestration layer, the agent coordination, the shared memory sync, the delegation protocol. All custom code that needed debugging, versioning, and updating every time the underlying models changed. We were building the infrastructure instead of using it.

Then the platform shipped everything we had built as standard features. Memory engines replaced our shared vector store. Tool servers replaced our specialised agents. The single session replaced our coordination layer. Same capabilities, zero custom orchestration to maintain. Greebo ate Anthill. That is, after all, what Greebo does. Anyone who has read the relevant literature knows that Greebo has eaten things considerably larger than himself and shown no ill effects whatsoever.

Open a session and Greebo already knows what shipped yesterday, that the deploy went through, that production is healthy, and what the last audit found. It read the briefing before you sat down. In Lancre they would call this preparedness. Everyone who has met the cat knows it is something considerably more unsettling than that.

Switch to your phone. Ask it to search your email for that return label. It searches across all accounts and finds it. Ask it to draft a reply saying you will drop it off Tuesday. Done, draft waiting for approval. Text a photo of an old router and ask it to list the thing for sale. It researches prices, writes the listing, asks for confirmation. Things that would never get done now just happen. Greebo handles email as a full-service PA, manages calendar and contacts, monitors your repos, and feeds you curated information from across the web. All from a Telegram chat. All on one machine.

It is the thing that arrives at your infrastructure and everything starts working and nobody can quite explain why. Anyone who tries to replace it discovers that it has already eaten all the alternatives.